the things i find

circumcisions:

shelbytchh:

circumcisions:

how to make good text posts: make really bad text posts until you get lucky

today was not your lucky day

well you know what?????? *loud crying*

(via hotstraightboy)

hotstraightboy:

g*sh d*rn it to h*ck

gasp

foxnewsofficial:

birds might be complimenting you 

(via hotstraightboy)

tardis221b:

when you wake up from a particularly disturbing dream and just stare at the ceiling for a while like what crevice of my mind did that even seep from 

(via dickmittens)

meggannn:

alphaqueer:

if you go to buy a novel that’s been adapted into a movie and you choose the cover with the actors instead of the original cover, i swear to fucking god i will track you down and hug you so hard for choosing to read a book at all regardless of the fucking cover and the opinions of book elitists

#I did not expect that sentence to go the way it did

(via windfarmswag)

mermaidsandmisandry:

“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two  scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.

(via rneerkat)

modestdemidov:

(via thelaughingmango)

ostolero:

smartblonde317:

ostolero:

becoming an adult is weird

it’s like

wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule

wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos

wait what?

did i stutter

(via caseyanthonyofficial)